It’s Friday and Old Navy is having a sale on jeans this weekend. I’ll give you a minute to wipe up whatever fluids just exploded out of you in excitement over that announcement. Since I require a couple of pairs for the duration of Chicago’s predictably unpredictable spring-esque period as it teeters toward short-pants weather, [...]
Week 2: Constipation Nation
One day before launching this blog exactly one week ago, I pulled something mildly (for me, at this point) Captain Insane-o on my other blog, McBeardo. If you saw it, I hoped you enjoyed it. If not, you never will. Your loss. Actually, the loss was all mine, and not in the form that I [...]
Mission: XL Shirt by June—Sans Dunlop
Dunlop—noun The portion of one’s midsection that spills out and hangs over the waistline of one’s pants; e.g.—the belly fat which “Dunlop” over your belt. ****************************************** My name is William Michael Selwyn Harris Mickey St. Pee McBeardo McLardo McPadden. I am now and have been, for the majority of my 41 years amongst ye, a [...]
