Week 5: The 700 (Pounds) Club and Other Product Placements

Something here seems to be working. The XL Lucky Charms shirt presently hangs on my ape frame in a manner suggesting that it might fit. Some day. Maybe by June 3rd even. Just maybe not June 3rd, 2010. A major workout event went down on Wednesday, when I mounted my third elliptical machine for the [...]

McLardo Week 4: X v. XX

It’s May 8th and, by scrolling down the page, I see that I started this blog on April 17th, so I’m—what?—20 days in here? (Today is also the 34th anniversary of my First Holy Communion. If only I had stuck to solely consuming the Body of Christ since then.) The shirt I must fit into [...]

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